Actively Buying

I Buy Boring Businesses

Newsletters. Affiliate sites. Communities. Micro-SaaS.If you're ready to move on, I might be your buyer.

Cash + seller financing
Close in 60-90 days
No earn-outs or games
I decide, not a committee
Submit Your BusinessSee my criteria

The Typical Experience

What Selling
Usually Looks Like

12months

average time to close with PE

15%gone

broker commission off your sale

47tire-kickers

before one serious offer

Earn-outsNDAs everywhereInvestment committeesDebt loadingEmployee layoffsFlip in 5 years
George

Sell to George

What It
Could Look Like

60days

from conversation to close

0%commission

no brokers, no middlemen

1conversation

with the actual buyer

No earn-outsClean exitHold foreverKeep employeesI decide fast

Quick Fit Check

Before you submit, make sure we're aligned

$50K
minimum revenue
$300K
maximum revenue
0
VC dollars
<50
employees

Yes, Submit

If this sounds like you

$50K-$300K annual revenue
Profitable (positive cashflow)
Newsletter, affiliate, community, or micro-SaaS
Owned audience (email list preferred)
<60% dependent on Google traffic
<20 hrs/week to operate

Not Right Now

Save your time if this is you

Pre-revenue or idea stage
VC-backed companies needing exit
Sites dependent on Google traffic (>60%)
High-touch service businesses
Physical product/e-commerce inventory
Anything requiring 50+ hrs/week to run

Check most of the green boxes?

Start the Conversation

From First Click to Closed Deal

12
months (PE/Brokers)
→
90
days or less
01
5 min

Submit Form

Quick form. No financials yet. Just the basics.

02
7 days

I Review

Personally read by me. No filters. No algorithms.

03
30 min

We Talk

Quick call if there's fit. Casual, no pitch decks.

04
30-60 days

I Make Offer

No dragging feet. If there's fit, I move fast.

05
Done

You're Free

Close. Transition. Move on to your next chapter.

Day 1Day 90 → Closed
Start Day 1

Straight Answers

No PR speak. No legal hedging. Just honest answers.

1The Offer

2The Process

3About Me

4Your Business

5Fit Questions

6After You Submit

7

days to respond

Ready When You Are

5 minutes to fill out the form.

I personally review every submission and respond within a week. If there's fit, we talk. If not, you'll know honestly.

Submit Your Business
No broker fees
No NDAs required
Direct to decision maker